June182013

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler, via cherrysoda45)
4PM
amifunnyyetor: suitsandorcleavage: condoleezza-ricearoni: pie-sandwich: Insomnia whoa I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

i feel like thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

(Source: pianouran, via swimminginanoceanofthoughts)
4PM

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3PM

linear-relationships:

servantofsadako:

sheepishfox:

what if hannibal met gordon ramsay

MY GRANDMOTHER COULD COOK ME BETTER THAN YOU’RE COOKING ME.

*spits out drink*

(via portalscience)

3PM

skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

(Source: dirkku, via theoppositeofnormal)

3PM

I did that thing again.

You know that thing.

The one where you go to check your email, and find that you have a new follower on tumblr. Then you go on tumblr to see who they are and you never go back to your email.

Stupid post I can't wait for my new computer on thursday 

3PM

tastysynapse:

Zen Pencils Comic: 96. DR. SEUSS: Those who mind, don’t matter

(via mandycamps)
3PM
forevercryingbecausemerlin: siriusly-obsessed: tonkadora: awkwardbirds: rainbowrebecca: tardistagalong: mischieftobemanaged: I love this kid. He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines: “It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.” and don’t forget, the ever popular: “It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.” It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs. This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge. BEM IS OUR KING. It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw. and thats how it happened. the end. All hail Bem. you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

image

All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

(Source: illuminataliee, via portalscience)

Bem: Almost the Walter of the Harry Potter series my god we need more potter not to be confused with pottermore 

3PM

He did not usually lie in bed and read his textbooks; that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione.

(Source: triwizardry, via ohremus)
3PM

carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

Please please please can we do this

(via sarahavoidsreallife)

this sounds really fun